Jowel in Paris

JOWEL, a "siga" from Cavite got lucky whe he strike it rich in bote garapa!

He travels around the world.

while in Paris....


JOWEL is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning.

He was eating bread and jam when,

an American while chewing his gum,

sits down next to him.



JOWEL ignores the Kano. who

nevertheless, starts a conversation:




Kano: “You Filipinos eat the whole bread??”


JOWEL: (nayayabangan sa Kano): “OP KORS!.”


Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble): “We don’t. In America,

we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container,

recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.


” The American has a smirk on his face.


JOWEL listens in silence.







Still the American persists.



Kano: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”


JOWEL: (asar na) “OP KORS!.”


Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).

“We don’t. In America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast,

then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,

recycle them, transform them into

jam and sell the jam to the Philippines.”







JOWEL (asar na talaga, gagu toh ah) asks: “Do you have S-E-X in America?”



Kano: “Why of course we do!”.



JOWEL (now smirking (siya naman ang gumaya):

“And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”




Kano (a bit puzzled): “We throw them away, of course.”




JOWEL: “We don’t. In my beloved Philippines,

we put them in a container,

recycle them,

melt them into chewing gum

and sell them to America…

ULUL NYAHAHAHA!



Kano: Gwarrk!



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